Ancient Alien Skull Discovered in Bull Creek

An Ancient Alien Skull (pictured) was found last weekend where Bull Creek joins Lake Taneycomo just upstream from Rockaway Beach. It was obviously dislodged and washed downstream by recent heavy rains to the north of the region.

A noted local alternative cultural anthropologist (who wished to remain anonymous) was very excited by the find. "While the documentation and historical artifacts place early indigenous people groups in the Lake Taneycomo environs, the presence of alien culture is harder to ascertain". was the breathless reply to the question of the authenticity of the skull. "As we proceed with Carbonite 16 dating and fluoroscopic cleaning of the artifact, I'm certain we will be amazed with what we find." (Our good friend and outdoor adventure expert Wild Willie has first hand experience with this sort of thing and explains the origins of Ancient Alien Skulls)

Archival review of the region indicates previous signs of alien habitation. The Bull Creek area specifically has produced an abundance of evidence to this effect. The accompanying photo appears to show an alien life form in a doll shape. Further evidence of the region's intriguing past.

"Bull Creek's drainage basin runs through some long time undeveloped land." The expert went on to say. "This find could start a rush on exploration of this area. It is also very exciting to have a find like this, as it provides substance to the theory that Taney County natives may have actual alien DNA." He added; "This would also explain a great number of other local theories and legends as well."

While the community continues to be ecstatic about the possibilities, not everybody agrees with the analysis and theories about the artifact. When shown the picture on Wednesday, a local resident just shrugged and said "Looks like an old bleach jug to me. These people around here need to get their vision checked and their heads examined."

See Wild Willie's explanation
of the origins of Ancient Alien
Skulls HERE!

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