Eerie Green Lights Observed in Lake Taneycomo

November and December always ushers in the colorful lights of Christmas Island and lights around various businesses and homes of Rockaway Beach. This year however, coming in under the radar has been something different. While residents of the community have been enjoying the lights, Free coffee, hot chocolate and cookies on Christmas Island, there have been random sightings of another kind beneath the water of Lake Taneycomo! While they've been nothing more than a rumor at this point, There has been one photo that has surfaced giving at least a small amount of credibility to the story!

The eerie and sinister looking green glow has been appearing at random locations but seems to be mostly concentrated in the area of the docks near the public boat ramp. Some claim that Lake Taneycomo has always "glowed in the dark", but this cannot be substantiated. The areas affected are immediately downstream from the mouth of Bull Creek which carries it's own array of mystery and intrigue! (See stories related to Nessie Sightings and Alien Activity)

We've contacted Wild Willie to get  his expert opinions on the subject. He and his "Investigative Team" (Stupid Jeffrey) quietly slipped into town recently to check this story out for themselves and have submitted their findings on the Mysterious Green Lights! You can explore the "Green Light phenomenon for yourself. Since most of the sightings have been in the harbor area of the boat ramp, simply walk out and visit the Christmas Island at any time after dark. Walk to the leading point of the Island in the upstream direction and watch for lights in the water.

Mysterious Green Lights

Were invented right here

in SW Missouri! 

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Bigfoot Awareness Month

Bigfoot Sightings Imminent as Winter Approaches

Photos, Videos and Interviews with Local Bigfoot Field Expert, Patsquatch Byrne and our local guide to outdoor adventure, Wild Willie.

The annual SW Missouri and Ozark Mountain Migration has begun!

Patsquatch Byrne

Local Bigfoot Field Expert

"I've Seen 'em"

No sooner had Thanksgiving arrived than, just like clockwork, the first indication of Sasquatch activity began to surface in this corner of the Ozarks. In preparation of this annual phenomenon, our reporters were conducting interviews with local experts on the subject.

Pat "Patsquatch" Byrne has extensive experience in dealing with the large hairy beasts. Claiming to actually lived with a colony of them for a period of time one winter when he was very young, he has never quite been the same according to friends and family. Patsquatch has astounding stories of their social behavior and secretive lives which are so closely intertwined with that of humans. According to Legend, there is a modest migration of sorts that occurs in the Ozarks, specifically in South West Missouri every year between Thanksgiving and Christmas. This migration begins in the areas of the national forests and even as far as Anderson MO to the west and ends in the Bull Creek area near Rockaway Beach where they are presumed to winter.

We know that at least part of this story is true because of a mysterious "pelting of rocks" that occurred during the interview with Patsquatch. When asked of his time with the "Squatches" he replied; "I learned so much during my winter with the squatch. I discovered who this magical and mystical creature truly is." He went on to say that" "If you are ever able to spend much time in their presence, you will find that they are closely interactive with unicorns. I've even seen them riding unicorns from time to time. Although I've been close enough to pet a unicorn, I've personally never been able to ride one." When questioned further, He revealed more about their behavior. "They are not typically very vocal but do occasionally express themselves verbally. They communicate primarily through gestures and expressions and are very playful. They enjoy banging sticks together, pushing trees and throwing things such as rocks, sticks and, what seems to be a favorite, Hedgeapples."

As if on cue, the moment Patsquatch mentioned this behavior, the interview was cut short by a fury of rocks landing all around that seemingly appeared from the edge of the woods. SEE THE ACTUAL INTERVIEW HERE! Sure enough, if you were quick enough to look, there was the tell-tale rustling of leaves resembling a slight breeze from the direction of the onslaught. As all experts know, the rustling of leaves is the most authentic of bigfoot evidence. He went on to say that "The assault may have been related to their irritation of me revealing that they will tend to ride unicorns through the forest in attempt to conceal their footprints."

Wild Willie

Local Guide to

Outdoor Adventure

"I've Tracked 'em"

We corroborated Pats story with local guide to outdoor adventure, Wild Willie, who lives near the bigfoot summer habitat. Wild Willie confirmed the migration tendencies however had a bit of a different theory on the origins of Sasquatch. You can see his account in the following recorded video... Wild Willie's Sasquatch Video.

Wild Willie also confirmed that sometime near Halloween, they notice a sudden absence of bigfoot sign in and around the Anderson area which would indicate that the annual migration had begun. This also coincides with the hedgeapple incident in the Branson West area, home of "Patsquatch Byrne". By all estimates, the Bigfoot sightings will soon begin to increase in and around the Bull Creek region and Rockaway Beach! In fact, they are likely already here. If you see sticks, rock or especially hedgeapples lying about where they shouldn't be, it is a sure sign of the presence of Bigfoot!

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