National media reported today that Brad and Angelina have reached a custody agreement on their six children. What the main stream media is not reporting is that the agreement was reached after the two spent a weekend together in Rockaway Beach
Locals reluctantly talked to this Rockaway Beach Inquirer reporter about the couple. “Brad arrived in an old Jeep, While Angelina drove up in a Prius.” They arrived at 1:00 am on Friday. After checking in, I didn’t see them again until Sunday.
When asked how they thought the agreement was arrived at, our informant immediately replied, “It was out on a pontoon boat Saturday morning. I knew there was something about the couple who headed out on the boat to fish. Beside a couple of rods, they both had a lawyer with them.”
Another observer poked them at this point, and huffed, “Men! You didn’t even know who they were until I pointed them out on the front of the Tabloid at the Country Mart!”
I was shown the customer response card they left in the cabin. “It says right here how much they enjoyed their stay. And, they really appreciated the solitude on Lake Taneycomo. Brad wrote, “I don’t think I could have found any better place to beat this agreement into shape! They also wrote on the card, ‘Don’t show this to anyone.’ Whoop, I guess I wasn’t supposed to say that!”
Because of the solitude found in the historic resort village of Rockaway Beach, this historic agreement was reached. With this behind us, we can get back to Nessie and Aliens.
On a side note. This event occurred in a very close proximity as the Mysterious Black Limousine fiasco. Certain members of the community have speculated that the "Wedding" was nothing more than a distraction set up to conceal the actual occupants which were Brad and Angelina. However, family members of the bride and groom are adamant that the limo was part of their wedding party. Besides, if there were anything to the Pitt/Jolie story connecting them to the Limo, it would have made more sense that it was the Lawyers who arrived in the Limo! Still, all of that is nothing more than conjecture and cannot be corroborated in any way.
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Willis Montgomery
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I do believe this is one of the best scoops to come from Willis Montgomery! It is a thrill to have such a reporter in our midst.
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