With all of the activity being reported around town concerning "
Ancient Alien Skulls", "
Eerie Green Lights" glowing under the lake water and such, it was inevitable that sooner or later there would be reports of mysterious abductions. Our staff of top notch reporters have been investigating one such case that occurred during November of this year. Evidently what happened is a local couple, business owners in Rockaway Beach, mysteriously went missing early in the month. It was a few days before their absence was detected. But then, just as suddenly as they disappeared, they reappeared looking none the worse for wear, but oddly calm and relaxed.
Upon interviewing the two, they relayed a fascinating story of travel to far away and exotic locations. "It began with a ride in a flying vehicle of some kind. We really didn't see the outside of it, only the inside. They ride was not necessarily uncomfortable but I wouldn't want to repeat it any time soon." the business owner said (who wished to remain anonymous) His wife went on to say that "We seemed to be heading in a mostly east but somewhat south direction" She went on to add that "Thoughts of the Bermuda Triangle came to mind." "True", the husband responded. I'm confident that was the original destination. It would fit in every way with an alien abduction, You know, mysterious disappearances of people, planes, ships and such. Oddly, the same phenomena that makes it the ideal 'hiding place', also, ironically, must have also screwed up our captors telemetry. Next thing you know, we are not in the Bermuda Triangle but someplace much farther to the south in, I suppose, a Bahama's Triangle of sorts. I'm not sure where we were, exactly, because I simply went where I was told and did what I was told. Still it wasn't bad. I remember the food being good and the weather warm."
When asked why his captors would have gone to the trouble of abducting and then returning them again so soon? his response was; "As near as I could understand, once their original plan of the Bermuda Triangle failed, they had no choice but to select an alternate, but similar destination to conduct their ransom plans, The trouble was that they picked too nice of a place. After feeding us for a few days they decided that I, at least, ate too much and was beginning to deplete their food reserves. They ended up tailing a cruise ship for a few days and tried to dump us off onto them, hearing that there was usually plenty of food. But cruise ship security was too much for them. After about a week, they simply decided that it wasn't worth it anymore. We somehow ended up in Florida for a while before catching a flight back home."
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Interstellar Communication Antennae |
When asked if they were ever in fear for their lives or safety, they responded. "Not really, we ended up in the Bahama's, the West Indies, Dominican Republic and some other place I'm not even sure where it was. I got a bit of a tan out of the deal. I did notice one very odd thing. They must have known what they were up to when at least one of the locations. I was able to get a photo of what I presumed to be one of their interstellar communication antennae arrays." (See the pic)
The couple have now been back in Rockaway Beach for over a month now and seem to suffering no lasting ill effects from their traumatic experience. They do seem more pre-occupied with searching destination similar to the ones they remember while missing. One would think that it would be to piece together the two week experience. Others have suggested that they simply had more fun while being abducted that they did back at home and work.
But who knows, I guess if the turn up missing again, at least we'll have an idea of where to look!
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